Thursday 31 March 2011

27th March 2011. Staines Town Hall. Destroya take part in the 'Big Pop Quiz 2". Is it all for charity, or just glory..... It’s just for glory. As with the previous 'Big Pop Quiz 1' Marc Virtual Dildo was not available so the Destroya boys went for the next best thing, Gian Virtual Dildo. In the Big Quiz 1, the other teams were blown away by the phallic sexiness of the rock/pop knowledge of Destroya. In the Big Quiz 2 the Destroya team were missing the expert Duran Duran knowledge of Ruth, long suffering head of Destroya plc, but even down to 5, Destroya were still too good for the opposition. Despite the best efforts of the quiz 'host', Mark Pedantic, who seemingly was desperate for his relatives to win. (Amazingly he had the brass bollocks to slip his Brother in Law, a big cash prize during the quiz), he even told the shocked contestants that Ammo Dump's answer of who was the lead singer of 'The Bangles' was not correct. Dump did well not to go up on stage and smack Mark Pedantic round the head with a haddock. It all worked out in the end, but in a final 'up yours' to the Destroya team Pedantic decided that no trophy would be awarded to the winning team.

Several things have come to light since the quiz. Mark Pedantic is a big fan of long time Destroya rivals 'Destroy Her', and Susanna Hoffs is suing Pedantic for miss-representation. Roll on the next quiz.