Dr Love to fly solo

Its true, Marc Virtual Dildo is to release a solo album. Fans of Dildo, collectively called ‘the Friends of Dr Love’ have crashed the Culture of Destroya website looking for any information on the prospective release.

We can exclusively reveal that the album will be called ‘Tantric Tug’. Apart from title track, we know that other tracks are called ‘Angry Sex’, ‘American Pop Quizz = Rubbish’, ‘Tea Bagging’ and the 12 minute long track ‘Client, Customer, Colleague’.

Silvio Berlusconi and Sting have both reacted excitedly to the possibility that MVD will publicise tantric activities. Berlusconi said ‘Oh sì. Dildo virtuale del Marc di ringraziamenti. Ora tutte le ragazze 18yrs sapranno della gioia del sesso Tantric di Bunga Bunga!**

Sting said something irrelevant.

Silvio. Wants a duet with Virtual Dildo.

Simon Cowel has put panicked calls into Dismemberment Records in the fear that the release will stall sales of the X-Factor winners first single. It is unclear if MVD will release a single but we do know that Destroya plan to release a Christmas single entitled ‘Christmas dinner but no mushroom sauce’. Not so much a celebration song but more of a protest against corporate greed and trying to take advantage of the nations love of mushroom based condiments.

** for the non Italian speaker we have translated Berlusconi's comments: `Oh yes. Virtual Dildo of the Marc of thankses. Now all the girls 18yrs will know of the joy of the sex Tantric di Bunga Bunga!'