by staff reporter: Felicity Le Travail de Coup.
The continued absence of Marc Virtual Dildo from the Big Pop Quiz team can finally be explained. I can exclusively reveal he has been 'Moon lighting' with another band. He has been fronting a tribute band called 'Spliff Rich Hard' who play songs by the all time King of Rock 'n' Roll, Cliff Richard.
Cliff commented 'Bastard! I fucking knew that wanker Virtual Dildo loved me. He pretends not to, but I have seen the photo of him wearing the 'I love Cliff' t-shirt. With this new evidence try telling me the 'Uncle Necrophilia' is not a rip off of 'Wired for sound'.
I approached the band for a response.
Soakie Vest said' 'Look, if you are not going to take me down the the pub then piss off'. He then ran off down the street wearing nothing but a smile and a 1994 QPR away shirt.
Scud Crater was away 'delivering tea' in Hamburg. Ammo Dump was unavailable as he was already getting into character for a theme party he is hosting for the clinically shy and Nicky Domefur was busy trying to force Ian McCulloch to officially drop the 'THE' from the The Killing Moon. (leave it Domefur, just leave it).
Virtual Dildo's legal representative responded with a warning that any reference to MVD performing Cliff Richard songs will result in serious legal action and no Christmas card this year.
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