The disgraceful scenes in Tottenham, as we know, led to copy cat rioting in other areas of the UK, although it was not in protest, these other 'riots' seem to be people going on a mass looting spree. Many stories have emerged of shops loosing there entire stock, but even more shocking is that organised gangs targeted the homes of the members of rock super group Destroya.
The following images have been released by the police urgently needing to identify these vicious criminals.
Acting Chief Inspector Clunge, of New Scotland Yard commented 'we would all like a bit of Destroya, but these idiots should know that any disruption the calm balanced lives of Destroya could put into doubt the plans for the forthcoming album and tour.* Don't they know how difficult it is to get the band members into the same room together. The hope that a new album will be here soon is all that a lot of us have to live for'!
Please look at the images below and if you know these people contact the police or take matters into your own hands and seek retribution.
This lady seen sneaking away from Ammo
Dumps House.
This lady munching her way through
Scud Craters supply of minted lamb burgers
This dog seen leaving MVD's penthouse with
the original and priceless virtual dildo.
with his BBQ recipe book
How about this man seen leaving Soakie Vests
Mansion with Soakie's lucky pants that used
to belong to Les Ferdinand.
If you have any information about these terrible, terrible people, call crime stoppers on 0845 69696969.
* the new destroya album and tour may take place sometime between now and 2014. (it won't be in Paris so don't get your hopes up Frenchies. You had your chance and you blew it...... for 3 times more then you said it cost).
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