The new Medical centre at Thorpe Village is nearing completion and is a first for the NHS. Sponsored and built entirely by the grateful members of rock super group Destroya as a thank you the villagers for putting up with the thousands of fans who make the pilgrimage every year to the musical centre of the Destroya Universe. Marc Virtual Dildo said 'I have personally helped with the design of the centre. Not many people know this but I am a slightly qualified doctor. So I put on my old Dr Love hat and helped design the family planning section of the centre. I am very proud".